fetuses of Maverick

the seas of time weigh heavy...

...I think that bitch is pregnant

Tom & Ali standing, Mav, Ryan, & Zack swimming

Macs was jerking off to tranny porn in the bathroom
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would you fuck with these guys?

dude. you'd have to be crazy as balls to fuck with these guys.

Tom (right) is a really interesting guy

he's had sex with more animals than you can think of in 15 seconds

2017's models... check 'em out.

We were missing The Delaney One because he had to go source a goat for his grandfather or some shit. Might'a been playing hockey in some sort of "finals" or some shit, but we've replaced that narrative with the one where he's sourcing a goat for his grandfather.